Yo. This thing I'm trying to write is giving me an existential crisis so please give me a pairing and a noun so I can write to ficlets and take solace in the fact that I am still able to finish things with some degree of success.

For example, you would say, "Hi Cami! Pete/Patrick, and buckets!" and I would say something along the lines of "Pete ( Read more... )

I was in New York searching for a copy of Long Day's Journey into Night and my cousin took me to this bookstore called "McR." Also, my cashier was really nice and they had a Cold War Kids poster and there was a speaker bitching about Clear Channel. Total win ( Read more... )

I was trying to write poetry and I wrote this instead? Well jeeze.

Funeral (gen. 205 words about Pete Wentz's funeral.)

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Attention please! This is a public service announcement. Would Chelle/violentfires please come to the front desk. There is a small surprise waiting for her.

( Thriller )

It's not deja vu, it's 5 Countries Pete Wentz Didn't Have Sex In. . .now rewritten for canon funtimes! This is for dreamofthem, lolz. (My bad!)

word to the wise kids, (and this has nothing to do with the fic) don't cut your hair at two o'clock in the morning. BAD NEWS.

( Oh the unresolved sexual tension! )

Canon!Pete/Mikey for dreamofthem.
Notice the thinly veiled "fuck you wikipedia!" in the first two lines. Ooh, Wikipedia. Always screwing up my fanfic with your inaccuracies!

"Mikey Way is unhappy, and slightly feverish."

( Sweet & fluffy, just like your mother. )

This is a zombie love story. Happy Halloween.

(edit 2011: podfic!)

( He'd never seen the boy look so delicious. )